Deux vétérinaires qui ne s'étaient pas vus depuis fort longtemps se rencontrent dans la rue. Le premier dit à l'autre :
- Tu sais, maintenant j'ai un chien extraordinaire, le matin il me réveille, nous petit-déjeunons ensemble, je l'emmène à la clinique, il m'accompagne au restaurant, et le soir nous regardons ensemble la télévision, puis quand vient la nuit il se couche au pied de mon lit.
Son confrère lui demande :
- Mais tu n'es pas marié ?
Et l'autre de répondre :
- Es-tu fou, une femme en appartement !
Funny videos and pictures
Group Option
Admins
Members
Group Information
Category:
Name:
Funny videos and pictures
Created:
Saturday, 26 June 2010
Creator:
Description
Let's share funny pictures and videos!Announcements
No bulletin added yet
Discussions
Photo Albums
Videos
01:45
02:18
00:45
03:28
01:30
01:16
00:51
00:17
03:29
00:38
01:25
00:32
01:36
05:36
01:02
00:40
Wall
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:
"Hey look, I'm a vet, I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions.
I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her.
He then said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:
"Hey look, I'm a vet, I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions.
I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her.
He then said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."
Thursday, 15 July 2010 17:43
EMERGENCY IN THE VET'S OFFICE
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
Wednesday, 30 June 2010 10:33